Alan and Me

My friend Alan and I have interesting conversations. At least they're interesting to me. And possibly to him, too.

Mind you, these are usually while I'm at work.

December 10, 2008

12:46 PM me: I can't wait to go home
12:47 PM I haven't had internet at home since Friday and I got it turned back on today.
FIVE WHOLE DAYS OF PRON DIDN'T GET DOWNLOADED
I'll never catch up
T____T

1:24 PM me: I need one of those 800 Gig external Hard drives
1:27 PM Who knew there were so many naked women on the internet?
Alan: well to be fair , 40% of all nudes are jenna jameson
1:28 PM me: another 5% are copies of tubgirl

4:10 PM me: I wonder if fleas ever have fleasomes.

December 9, 2008

8:32 AM Alan: Fran Drescher is going to run for the Senate. :-/
8:34 AM me: She could run for Majority Whip.
IN MY PANTS
8:41 AM me: Ok I'm not really sure what that meant, but whatever.
8:42 AM Alan: lol
hold on im making euphemisisms for people who like to have sex with plants
8:43 AM me: Makin Terri Schiavo groan
Alan: LOLOL

December 5, 2008

10:46 AM Alan: reading an article about a dude who fapped to death
me: wat
11:23 AM me: I suppose you think that story is funny.
THAT COULD BE ME
:-(
11:30 AM Alan: :-/
n dude i always laugh with you
really
me: lol
Does that story mean I attempted suicide this morning?

Damn, we've been bland thus far. Usually it's all about anatomically correct dinosaurs and jokes about retarded kids shitting themselves.