Friday, September 5, 2008

BILLY MAYS (THE ORIGINAL)

HI FOLKS BILLY MAYS HERE. I'M HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE REVOLUTIONARY NEW PRODUCT THAT WILL CLEAN YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM SO GODDAMNED GOOD THAT YOU'LL SHIT YOUR FUCKING PANTS SO FUCKING HARD THEY'LL HAVE TO CALL THE FUCKING PARAMEDICS. THAT'S OK BECAUSE YOU'LL BE SHITTING YOUR FUCKING PANTS IN A BATHROOM, WHICH IS JUST HOW WE FUCKING TESTED THIS NEW AMAZING FUCKING PRODUCT YOU FUCKING HERPES INFESTED CUMDUMPSTER. IF YOU CALL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, WE'LL QUADRUPLE YOUR FUCKING ORDER AND SEND YOU A FILIPINO MAIL ORDER BRIDE. THAT'S RIGHT YOU ANAL INVADING COCKSUCKER FOUR FUCKING TIMES YOUR ORDER AND SOME PINOY SNATCH FOR FUCKING FREE. SO GET OFF YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS AND CALL RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! HERE'S HOW TO ORDER.

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