Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dinosaur Porn

Another conversation between Alan (80) and I. The part about anatomically correct dinosaurs keeping me up at night? True story.

Milk: Know what I was thinking for some reason last night before I fell asleep?
Milk: Why don't you ever see anatomically correct dinosaurs?
80: what IS an anatomically corect dinosaur Milk?
80: :-/
Milk: They couldn't have all been female
Milk: How come when you see drawings or even toy figures of dinosaurs, they never have dicks?
80: ok Milk
80: you are as f*cked in the head as me
Milk: This seriously kept me awake last night
80: thats teh most awesome thing i heard all day
Milk: Heh
Milk: I was thinking of making a meme
Milk: that would require a picture of a dinosaur with a gigantic phallus
80: i think teh Trex would have a small dick though
80: to match the hands
Milk: then I realized I'd never seen one
Milk: Not in like books, not on figures, not even in like museums
80: T rex will have small dicks , so teh heej's can happen
80: and brontosaurus' wil have the longest disks, so they can get deep throated
Milk: lawl
Milk: omg
Milk: RULE 34
80: LOL
80: DINO PORN
Milk: Raep-a-saurus Rex
80: hahaha
Milk: I was going to use the same eyes and teeth as Raepraham Lincoln
Milk: put it on a T-Rex
Milk: And have some huge cack there

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